cn: Compared to Chuck Norris, Jason Bourne is an uncultured street brawler who doesn't have a roundhouse kick.......or Ninjas to fight. He's a pathetic little man.
js: Walmart once tried to market a Chuck Norris Halloween costume... but nobody impersonates Chuck Norris and lives to tell about it.
ksn: There was once a Chuck Norris marketing campaign that included a Chuck Norris breakfast cereal. There were ninja-shaped marshmallow pieces that got x's over their eyes when they came into contact with the Chuck Norris shaped cereal pieces. The milk turned red like the rivers of blood that flow from real ninjas when they fight Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, the cereal had to be cancelled because just like with the real Chuck, all died who came in contact with it.
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