11-1-08

ksn:  Today's Chuck Norris fact is brought to you by Megan:  "That's Chuck Norris.  He is a good man." 

10-31-08

ksn: A lesser known measure of automotive power is the "chuckmile," meaning how far your car can run off of the force generated by a round-house kick delivered by Chuck Norris.  This unit is very unpopular though, as nobody likes to think about what would happen to their car if Chuck Norris kicked it.  

10-30-08

ksn: Chuck Norris is required by law to carry a concealed weapon permit anytime he wears gloves.