1-3-09

rbn: Crater Lake is the result of the one and only time Chuck Norris missed his tee shot while playing a round of golf.

1-2-09

rbn: Chuck Norris' sweat is highly prized as an aphrodisiac in many parts of the world.

1-1-09

rbn: Chuck Norris can kill you with any part of his body. Death by spleen is the worst...

12-31-08

rbn: New Year's Eve is merely a collective sigh of relief by all the people who have yet to encounter a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

12-30-08

rbn: Chuck Norris is the only person in history that is required to carry a concealed weapons permit when he's naked.

12-29-08

rbn: The United States doesn't need weapons of mass destruction. We have Chuck Norris.