ksn: Chuck Norris always wins at Scrabble. What, are YOU going to be the one to argue with him that QXOZCIDERMY isn't in the dictionary?
js: Chuck Norris also always wins at poker. A roundhouse kick to the face beats EVERYTHING.
cn: Chuck Norris really is larger than life. He stands so tall that small migratory birds make nests in his chest hairs.
rbn: When filming "Walker, Texas Ranger", the producers had to hire a stunt double for the scenes where Chuck Norris gets beat up by the bad guys. Why? After spending 15 hours in the makeup artist's chair, it still looked phony ... nobody lays a hand on Chuck Norris and lives!
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