ksn: They say an iceberg hit the Titanic only because Chuck Norris didn't want the publicity.
rbn: The "Judge Chuck" TV show was canceled after one episode when the producers realized that Chuck Norris only administers two types of justice ... "pain" and "death".
cn: Upon his deathbed, Ninja #3856 said that getting hit by Chuck Norris was almost as bad as having his head smashed by a truck. Before expiring he was only able to see the bumper sticker, "This Truck Is Driven By Chuck Norris."
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