Monday, September 29, 2008

9-29-08

rbn: The TV show "Survivor" is loosely based on the story of the first ninja to fight Chuck Norris ... only he didn't survive.

cn: Because of the after effects, a roundhouse kick to the head is commonly referred to as a "Numb-Chuck." All across the Ninja Plantations you can hear 'dem Ninjas singin' the Ninja spiritual song, "Dem Numb-Chucks Hurt If'n You Get Hit In Da' Haid."

ksn: Until the advent of digital media, Chuck Norris' image had never been captured because his awesome power would just burn holes into the film. 

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