9-26-08

cn: The world really does revolve around Chuck Norris. Every time he goes to sleep, it becomes night where you live.

rbn: Chuck Norris once killed 27 ninjas using the internet ... he simply emailed them a roundhouse kick.

ksn: Chuck Norris can win an argument with a toddler.

js: Chuck Norris can see around the curvature of the earth. Thus, he can see what you're going to do before you do it... and punish you accordingly.