ksn: Chuck Norris washes up with Head and Shoulders... that is, the heads and shoulders of dead ninjas who he has roundhouse kicked.
rbn: Whenever the Supreme Court can't decide a case, they give it to Chuck Norris. He can ALWAYS decide.
cn: The worse thing that can happen when you get hit with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is to have your eyes pop out your head onto the ground. Next time, turn your head so that that doesn't happen. Problem is, the ringing in your ears will never stop.
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