9-25-08

rbn: Chuck Norris was originally cast opposite Chris Tucker in the "Rush Hour" movies. The director replaced him with Jackie Chan after Chuck killed the first group of ninjas in 8.3 seconds ... much too fast for a feature length film.

cn: The hair on Chuck Norris' chest is so strong that it has been known to be used by doctors in the place of staples when they've repaired gaping chest wounds.

ksn: Chuck Norris is known as the anti-bismol... that is, he causes nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea; all with an icy glare.

js: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a soccer ball just to see how far it would fly. It can still be seen every 75-80 years orbiting the earth. The common man refers to it as Halley's comet.