10-7-08

js: The "Grim Reaper" is really just Chuck Norris delivering the news that he's about to roundhouse kick you in the face.

cn: Chuck Norris laughs in the face of Danger......because he's just knocked him to the ground with a roundhouse kick.

ksn: Chuck Norris once round-house kicked California (just for being California), and now we have the San Andreas Fault. It was originally called the "Chuck Norris Fault," but was quickly changed when everyone realized it is never Chuck Norris' fault. It's always yours for being in his way.

rbn: Dracula once tried to bite Chuck Norris. He now wears dentures.