10-2-08

js: Today Chuck Norris announced his brilliant two-part plan to deal with the greed and corruption on wall street: his left and right fists.

ksn: Chuck Norris has no siblings because none of them survived childhood. This is because noogies in the Norris household were replaced with round-house kicks to the face.

cn: They say that lightning never strikes in the same place; unless you've been hit, kicked and punched by Chuck Norris.

rbn: Chuck Norris doesn't sweat ... he boils.