ksn: When Chuck Norris gets on an elevator, it only goes up. Because nothing can take Chuck Norris down.
js: Chuck Norris has benevolently announced that he will no longer fly in consideration of the new FAA rules: Lethal weapons are not allowed on board aircraft, and Chuck Norris' fists are lethal.
cn: To Chuck Norris, the term "reload" means to 'take a breath.'
rbn: The funeral industry owes its existence to Chuck Norris' personal dislike for ninjas.
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