12-18-08

rbn: Time travel was invented in an attempt to get away from Chuck Norris. It didn't work.

ksn: The original lyrics to the song now known as Old MacDonald were these:

"Old Chuck Norris had a farm, C-H-U-C-K. And on that farm he had ninjas, C-H-U-C-K. With a round-house here, and a round-house there, here a kick, here a chop, every where a round-house. Old Chuck Norris had a farm, C-H-U-C-K."